18+ Variety Show
Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-Wee's so excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Pee-Wee's Burlesque House!
Pee-Wee Herman and his friends have wacky, imaginative, and dirty fun in his unique playhouse! Join their silly antics, but only if you know the secret word! This is not your usual Saturday morning kids show....
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!)
'cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of evenin' -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-Wee's Burlesque House!